Saturday, May 23, 2009

UFC live blogging

I'll be blogging after every match on UFC, nobody's reading this live, but whatever, I'm gonna just post my AIM conversation with my friend who's watching UFC with me


Sherk Vs Edgar


war on eurasia (7:12:25 PM): "Sean Sherk is really devoted to his training, his diet, his roid cycling"
BraincaseCW (7:12:44 PM): Way to fuck me
BraincaseCW (7:12:56 PM): I had you ate 2 minutes of round one before bringing that up
BraincaseCW (7:12:59 PM): at
war on eurasia (7:13:11 PM): I didn't fuck you cause nobody took the under
BraincaseCW (7:13:25 PM): YOU DONT KNOW!!!
BraincaseCW (7:13:51 PM): ladies and gentlemen... I AM OVERPAID!!!
war on eurasia (7:14:07 PM): Hey, he final tabled a WPT event...
BraincaseCW (7:14:12 PM): So?
BraincaseCW (7:14:42 PM): HERB!!!
BraincaseCW (7:14:48 PM): The ad went away on the first one
BraincaseCW (7:15:11 PM): Man they got the brother jerking the curtain? WTF?
war on eurasia (7:21:15 PM): My net is the problem...Having a bitch of a time getting anything loaded
BraincaseCW (7:22:18 PM): Close some stuff out
war on eurasia (7:24:42 PM): Sean "fuck dancing with what brung mee" Sherk
BraincaseCW (7:25:07 PM): Well that worked so well with Penn might as go right back to it
war on eurasia (7:26:59 PM): "Sean Sherk just shrugged his shoulders as if to say 'what could I do?' I dunno...FUCKING WRESTLE?!"
BraincaseCW (7:27:30 PM): You must be a few seconds ahead of me
war on eurasia (7:31:21 PM): Sherk's just a shot fighter...I mean he could win this, but I feel like he's dropped off a lot
BraincaseCW (7:34:08 PM): The judges agree
war on eurasia (7:34:17 PM): So amazing...
BraincaseCW (7:34:25 PM): What?
war on eurasia (7:35:24 PM): Sherk's lightning like fall...He went from unbeatable tank who was Penn's equal in most people's eyes at 155 now losing a clean sweep to Frankie Edgar...And he's gone from a wrestling machine to a Joe Daddy like 1 dimentional striker
BraincaseCW (7:35:52 PM): I blame the GOP
war on eurasia (7:36:50 PM): I blame the Democrats, they punish achivement with higher taxes...And roid testing

Miller Vs Sonnen

BraincaseCW (7:37:50 PM): Rashad rocking the pink shirt
war on eurasia (7:38:11 PM): Fucking Sopcast website won't load for me
BraincaseCW (7:38:28 PM): You don't need the website
BraincaseCW (7:38:42 PM): just open the program and type in the address
war on eurasia (7:38:50 PM): I don't have the program is the problem
BraincaseCW (7:39:43 PM): Let me see if I can get you a government bailout
war on eurasia (7:40:59 PM): Kane would oppose your anti-free-market actions
BraincaseCW (7:41:22 PM): But Stanton is on board?
war on eurasia (7:42:10 PM): This download is gonna take a half hour apparently...Wow
BraincaseCW (7:42:20 PM): For fucks sake
BraincaseCW (7:46:07 PM): This seems to be faster
BraincaseCW (7:46:32 PM): Yves Lavinge gets Vickie like heel heat for some reason
war on eurasia (7:46:45 PM): Crowd chanting "You screwed Bret" at him?
BraincaseCW (7:46:54 PM): Pretty much
war on eurasia (7:47:24 PM): This sopcast DEFEATS other Sopcast
BraincaseCW (7:47:39 PM): Aren't you forgetting something?
war on eurasia (7:47:52 PM): Thank you sir...Thank you...
BraincaseCW (7:48:01 PM): You are welcome
war on eurasia (7:51:21 PM): Sonnen enjoying his opponent laying there and taking a beating
BraincaseCW (7:51:58 PM): I wonder how many "fucks" populate Dana's twitter
war on eurasia (7:52:45 PM): 0 on the front page...odd
BraincaseCW (7:52:58 PM): Wow
BraincaseCW (7:55:17 PM): Sherks is in the back watching this going "Lay on him? Why didn't EYE think of that?"
war on eurasia (7:55:21 PM): ROTFL
war on eurasia (7:55:39 PM): I was about to say "Sean Sherk died and his spirit now lives in Sonnen"
BraincaseCW (7:55:57 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (7:56:01 PM): Great minds etc...
BraincaseCW (8:00:00 PM): GAWD ground fighting is boring
war on eurasia (8:00:44 PM): Stand them up Yves
BraincaseCW (8:01:47 PM): Rowdy crowd tonight
BraincaseCW (8:02:00 PM): MGM Grand = The bingo hall
war on eurasia (8:02:10 PM): I'm gonna go watch the basketball game as it finishes up, fuck this shit...
BraincaseCW (8:02:26 PM): You fucking sell out

X Vs McFedries

BraincaseCW (8:06:51 PM): Now the funniest name in UFC history
war on eurasia (8:08:23 PM): You know I had some idea who was coming out based off that theme
BraincaseCW (8:09:17 PM): You fucking racist
BraincaseCW (8:09:38 PM): :: Calls 44 ::
war on eurasia (8:09:52 PM): No, not the FEMA death camps!
BraincaseCW (8:10:16 PM): Your gonna have to start wearing a daishiki
BraincaseCW (8:10:26 PM): BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC EVER
war on eurasia (8:10:27 PM): (Cries) Noooo...
BraincaseCW (8:10:52 PM): Drew Mcfedries is DEAD
BraincaseCW (8:11:01 PM): Drew McDeadries?
war on eurasia (8:11:25 PM): Oh lord...Yes indeed
BraincaseCW (8:11:56 PM): If only it would have opened with "You don't love me you just love my doggystyle"
BraincaseCW (8:13:09 PM): POOP UPON!!!
war on eurasia (8:13:17 PM): Oh dear
war on eurasia (8:13:41 PM): LOL...Yves gets booed without mercy again
BraincaseCW (8:13:54 PM): Seriously what is that about?
war on eurasia (8:14:29 PM): LOL...
war on eurasia (8:14:35 PM): Wow that was fucking insane
BraincaseCW (8:14:53 PM): Geezus
war on eurasia (8:15:48 PM): That was swift
BraincaseCW (8:16:03 PM): We must be in for an incredible entrance soon

(Note: whoever we think has the best entrance of the night is cursed to lose)

Polish killing machine Vs Jobber

BraincaseCW (8:17:52 PM): Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
BraincaseCW (8:19:03 PM): seriously BUY OUR FUCKING GAME
war on eurasia (8:19:26 PM): Our casinos went under...For the love of God buy our shit
war on eurasia (8:19:52 PM): How you feeling about your boy Vs Guida
BraincaseCW (8:20:01 PM): Should be a good fight
BraincaseCW (8:20:12 PM): I actually really like Guida as well
BraincaseCW (8:20:40 PM): Diego was not impressive against Joe
war on eurasia (8:20:50 PM): UFC 100 getting the WM push
BraincaseCW (8:20:58 PM): As it should
BraincaseCW (8:21:44 PM): When was the last tiem we saw a successful LW title defense? Rampage over Henderson?
BraincaseCW (8:22:18 PM): Errr LHW
BraincaseCW (8:22:45 PM): Herb had to work a dark match? BULLSHIT
war on eurasia (8:25:16 PM): Yes, Rampage/Henderson was the last one
war on eurasia (8:25:33 PM): "Don't move, your neck is clearly broken"
BraincaseCW (8:25:39 PM): LMAO
BraincaseCW (8:25:59 PM): Krystoff looks like the bad guy from a bond film


Hughes vs Serra

war on eurasia (8:28:48 PM): And now...
war on eurasia (8:28:51 PM): THIS SHIT IS REAL
BraincaseCW (8:28:59 PM): Fuck yeah
BraincaseCW (8:29:13 PM): I am interested to see who the crowd is behind
war on eurasia (8:29:27 PM): HHHughes, cause UFC's blowjobbery of him
BraincaseCW (8:29:40 PM): This is a smark crwod though
BraincaseCW (8:29:46 PM): So Serra may have a shot
BraincaseCW (8:30:38 PM): LOL
war on eurasia (8:30:39 PM): LOL...
BraincaseCW (8:30:56 PM): And this is our new leader
war on eurasia (8:31:02 PM): Matt Serra, born some time or another...Died May 23th 2009
BraincaseCW (8:31:20 PM): He had a good run
BraincaseCW (8:32:11 PM): Serra is built the way I would be if I lifted weights.
BraincaseCW (8:32:25 PM): We are shaped very similarly
war on eurasia (8:33:18 PM): Hughes getting his deserved heel reaction
BraincaseCW (8:33:26 PM): Shit
BraincaseCW (8:33:28 PM): PWN3D
BraincaseCW (8:33:45 PM): I told you this is the UFC equivelant of an ECW crowd
war on eurasia (8:34:51 PM): I never liked Hughes but I'll always remember whn he beat Penn and was pretty much the only dick alive ever to cut a post match promo bemoaning his opponent's training...I mean you're supposed to just be like "Yeah, he's a tough guy, it was a great win."
BraincaseCW (8:36:03 PM): For me it was when he coached TUF and Jason Von Flue gave him a great win but got hurt and HHHughes was basically "Fuck him send him to the other team"
war on eurasia (8:36:12 PM): LOL...Joe Rogan with the crazy blowjob of Hughes...This reminds me of the endless "Wow Liddell looks GREAT tonight"
BraincaseCW (8:36:27 PM): They are the two golden boys
war on eurasia (8:37:01 PM): "He's talking rematches with Silva, and GSP" Why? He wants an addition on his house and is willing to eat another beating to get it?
BraincaseCW (8:37:22 PM): WTF makes him think he deserves ANOTHER GSP fight?
war on eurasia (8:37:36 PM): I have no idea...He doesn't even deserve another Alves fight...
war on eurasia (8:37:47 PM): Or is it T. silva? I'm fucking losing my mind
BraincaseCW (8:37:55 PM): Silva I think
BraincaseCW (8:38:00 PM): But I get your point
war on eurasia (8:38:10 PM): Yeah...I think Koscheck could take Hughes at this point
BraincaseCW (8:38:24 PM): New Rule no more guys named Silva or Sylvia in UFC
war on eurasia (8:38:59 PM): LOL..."Now hook 'em up...Or...Not..."
BraincaseCW (8:42:12 PM): HHHughes dropping his hands alot
war on eurasia (8:42:29 PM): I thjnk he's concussed
war on eurasia (8:44:16 PM): 10-9 Serra, razor close...
BraincaseCW (8:44:29 PM): Yeah it could go either way
war on eurasia (8:44:59 PM): Hughes DEMANDING to know who won the round, corner refuses to pick a winner
war on eurasia (8:45:23 PM): LOL...Matt Serra, king of the accidental back of the head shot
BraincaseCW (8:45:53 PM): Fucking stay on him
war on eurasia (8:48:59 PM): Serra looking like a bored hooker wishing her john would just finish and get the fuck off her
BraincaseCW (8:49:04 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (8:49:06 PM): Yes
BraincaseCW (8:49:17 PM): Sadly he is losing in the process
war on eurasia (8:49:49 PM): MATT HUGHES...GREATEST OF ALL TIME...OR MERELY THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH?!
BraincaseCW (8:50:40 PM): Serra is the only guy I have seen throw a side kick
war on eurasia (8:50:42 PM): That's my facebook status
war on eurasia (8:50:54 PM): "This motherfucker is content to lay on you."
war on eurasia (8:51:06 PM): Meanwhile in Hughes camp
war on eurasia (8:51:35 PM): "lay and pray, then be an unbelieveable prick in your post match interview."
BraincaseCW (8:51:47 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (8:52:05 PM): FUCKING GO AFTER HIM
war on eurasia (8:52:20 PM): He can't...If he gets in he'll get clinched and taken down
BraincaseCW (8:52:41 PM): Oh good
BraincaseCW (8:52:45 PM): 4 more minutes of this
war on eurasia (8:53:05 PM): GOGO HIM!
war on eurasia (8:53:44 PM): I'm gonna go take a nap...Wake me up when the insufferable blowing of Hughes is over
BraincaseCW (8:53:59 PM): :: Never wakes up Stanton ::
war on eurasia (8:54:34 PM): Fucking eternal sleep due to UFC's endless fucking hype of Hughes
BraincaseCW (8:54:49 PM): What the fuck
BraincaseCW (8:54:54 PM): FINALLY
BraincaseCW (8:54:59 PM): Now fucking go after him
war on eurasia (8:55:13 PM): Spinning back fist with 15 seconds left wins it for Serra
BraincaseCW (8:55:36 PM): Serra being a moron
BraincaseCW (8:55:42 PM): God damn it
war on eurasia (8:55:48 PM): OH SNAP
war on eurasia (8:56:52 PM): Bah...Fuck that match...
war on eurasia (8:57:02 PM): Fuck Hughes on the decision 1 time!
BraincaseCW (8:57:18 PM): It could theoretically go to Serra
BraincaseCW (8:57:22 PM): Its a long shot
BraincaseCW (8:57:27 PM): But not impossible
war on eurasia (8:57:35 PM): There have been worse muggings
BraincaseCW (8:58:21 PM): FUCK
war on eurasia (8:58:37 PM): I knew it was coming...Please retire...Or get hit by a truck
BraincaseCW (8:58:45 PM): Good lord
BraincaseCW (8:58:56 PM): GOD DMAN IT
BraincaseCW (8:58:59 PM): DAMN


Evans Vs Machida

BraincaseCW (9:05:02 PM): Its really hard to find someone to imitate him... because there aren't 1,000,000 karate schools in America
BraincaseCW (9:05:56 PM): Whats the line on this?
war on eurasia (9:07:24 PM): Machida was like -170
BraincaseCW (9:07:54 PM): Rashad has to be the most under rated fighter EVER
war on eurasia (9:08:26 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
war on eurasia (9:08:29 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
war on eurasia (9:08:30 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
BraincaseCW (9:08:47 PM): Wouldnt have figured Lyoto a Linkn Park guy
war on eurasia (9:09:41 PM): Fucking Herb working the prep point, man, they get a man elected president and a brother still can't work a main event
BraincaseCW (9:09:59 PM): Its fucking bullshit
BraincaseCW (9:10:11 PM): When are we going to rise up and over come?
war on eurasia (9:11:33 PM): Rashad steals Anderson Silva's old theme
BraincaseCW (9:11:53 PM): Back when Penn was fighting people in nay weight class
BraincaseCW (9:11:59 PM): As opposed to what he is doing now?
war on eurasia (9:12:11 PM): Well BJ lost his shit and went up to 205 and fought Lyoto
BraincaseCW (9:12:34 PM): He had planned on doing that in UFC he wanted all 3 belts at one point
war on eurasia (9:13:10 PM): ROTFL
BraincaseCW (9:13:21 PM): I know
BraincaseCW (9:13:24 PM): OMG
BraincaseCW (9:13:27 PM): LMAO
BraincaseCW (9:13:43 PM): IRON SHARPENS IRON!!!
war on eurasia (9:14:24 PM): LOL...I know...I'm still on the floor
BraincaseCW (9:14:47 PM): Coach Wade in 2012?
war on eurasia (9:15:29 PM): "Coach '12...We're gonna lose, make it entertaining"
war on eurasia (9:15:59 PM): I think this is also the 2nd fight the Light Heavyweight Champion has come in as a dog
war on eurasia (9:16:07 PM): 2nd fight in a row
BraincaseCW (9:16:15 PM): Forrest was a dog?
war on eurasia (9:16:25 PM): Evans was a slight favorite over Griffin I think...I know it was a tight line
BraincaseCW (9:16:47 PM): At least we have a no lose situation here
war on eurasia (9:17:03 PM): Yeah, if Evans wins it's OK with me...But I am offically invested in Machida here
BraincaseCW (9:17:11 PM): Agreed
BraincaseCW (9:17:34 PM): We need him to win and for Karo to go on a tear so maybe we get some different arts in UFC
war on eurasia (9:18:04 PM): We need a Sumo to cut to 265 or whatever heavyweight's cap is and kick ass
BraincaseCW (9:18:35 PM): Akebono FTW!!!
BraincaseCW (9:18:56 PM): I think Akebono is in MMA actually
war on eurasia (9:19:01 PM): And he sucks
war on eurasia (9:19:42 PM): Dana having a stroke right now
BraincaseCW (9:19:59 PM): This does have the potential to be one dull ass fight
war on eurasia (9:21:59 PM): The thing with Machida is if you lay off him he'll just do enough to take the round from you
war on eurasia (9:22:31 PM): Or he'll win the round easy
BraincaseCW (9:22:48 PM): One or the other as it were?
war on eurasia (9:22:52 PM): Either or
war on eurasia (9:23:19 PM): 10-9 Machida, no doubt
BraincaseCW (9:23:24 PM): Thanks man
war on eurasia (9:23:48 PM): Hey I'm live blogging our conversation...So I have to keep my scoring
BraincaseCW (9:23:58 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (9:24:14 PM): I am not sure how one live blogs a conversation
war on eurasia (9:24:30 PM): i just C'n'P the chat log into sections...
BraincaseCW (9:24:46 PM): To be posted where?
war on eurasia (9:24:57 PM): On thelifelessone.blogspot.com
war on eurasia (9:25:10 PM): mostly for E-Fedding blogging, but tonight is UFC
BraincaseCW (9:25:23 PM): How many fucking blogspots do you have?
war on eurasia (9:25:28 PM): unending
war on eurasia (9:26:05 PM): Ths fight is literally a human game of chess
BraincaseCW (9:28:32 PM): Damn
war on eurasia (9:28:42 PM): KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
BraincaseCW (9:29:03 PM): Rampage: "Awwwww damn"
war on eurasia (9:29:31 PM): "Fuck man, that guy is gonna KILL me"
BraincaseCW (9:30:00 PM): Man he went out like a light
BraincaseCW (9:30:17 PM): :: Sean Salmon jumps in the octagon ::
BraincaseCW (9:30:27 PM): "HOW DOES IT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER?"
war on eurasia (9:30:34 PM): Really...Nobody is beating this fucking guy...
BraincaseCW (9:30:37 PM): :: Rashad knocks him out again ::
war on eurasia (9:30:48 PM): He has to be in the conversation with GSP, Silva and Fedor for P4P best
BraincaseCW (9:31:29 PM): Yeah
BraincaseCW (9:31:41 PM): Though people won't agree until he beats Rampage
war on eurasia (9:32:15 PM): Rampage is a joke...
war on eurasia (9:32:18 PM): He's gonna get killed
BraincaseCW (9:32:22 PM): I am aware
war on eurasia (9:33:12 PM): WAR MACHIDA!!!
BraincaseCW (9:33:25 PM): He justt fucking steals the mic
war on eurasia (9:33:43 PM): "I don't care if this is my fucking third langauge, gimme the stick!"
BraincaseCW (9:33:51 PM): I BEAT HIM SO QUICK WE HAVE TIME FOR TO TALK 20 MINUTES
war on eurasia (9:34:54 PM): They should have Rampage just fight Evans while Dana contacts beings from other planets to sign with UFC to give Machida a challenge
BraincaseCW (9:35:46 PM): I actually just got a call from Dana to destrap him
war on eurasia (9:36:25 PM): I will speak touchingly at your funeral.

1 comment:

  1. Ahhh, Hughes.... lol. You're second in my heart only to Frank Shamrock. F#$% the hype, I hope you NEVER retire!

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