Saturday, May 23, 2009

UFC live blogging

I'll be blogging after every match on UFC, nobody's reading this live, but whatever, I'm gonna just post my AIM conversation with my friend who's watching UFC with me


Sherk Vs Edgar


war on eurasia (7:12:25 PM): "Sean Sherk is really devoted to his training, his diet, his roid cycling"
BraincaseCW (7:12:44 PM): Way to fuck me
BraincaseCW (7:12:56 PM): I had you ate 2 minutes of round one before bringing that up
BraincaseCW (7:12:59 PM): at
war on eurasia (7:13:11 PM): I didn't fuck you cause nobody took the under
BraincaseCW (7:13:25 PM): YOU DONT KNOW!!!
BraincaseCW (7:13:51 PM): ladies and gentlemen... I AM OVERPAID!!!
war on eurasia (7:14:07 PM): Hey, he final tabled a WPT event...
BraincaseCW (7:14:12 PM): So?
BraincaseCW (7:14:42 PM): HERB!!!
BraincaseCW (7:14:48 PM): The ad went away on the first one
BraincaseCW (7:15:11 PM): Man they got the brother jerking the curtain? WTF?
war on eurasia (7:21:15 PM): My net is the problem...Having a bitch of a time getting anything loaded
BraincaseCW (7:22:18 PM): Close some stuff out
war on eurasia (7:24:42 PM): Sean "fuck dancing with what brung mee" Sherk
BraincaseCW (7:25:07 PM): Well that worked so well with Penn might as go right back to it
war on eurasia (7:26:59 PM): "Sean Sherk just shrugged his shoulders as if to say 'what could I do?' I dunno...FUCKING WRESTLE?!"
BraincaseCW (7:27:30 PM): You must be a few seconds ahead of me
war on eurasia (7:31:21 PM): Sherk's just a shot fighter...I mean he could win this, but I feel like he's dropped off a lot
BraincaseCW (7:34:08 PM): The judges agree
war on eurasia (7:34:17 PM): So amazing...
BraincaseCW (7:34:25 PM): What?
war on eurasia (7:35:24 PM): Sherk's lightning like fall...He went from unbeatable tank who was Penn's equal in most people's eyes at 155 now losing a clean sweep to Frankie Edgar...And he's gone from a wrestling machine to a Joe Daddy like 1 dimentional striker
BraincaseCW (7:35:52 PM): I blame the GOP
war on eurasia (7:36:50 PM): I blame the Democrats, they punish achivement with higher taxes...And roid testing

Miller Vs Sonnen

BraincaseCW (7:37:50 PM): Rashad rocking the pink shirt
war on eurasia (7:38:11 PM): Fucking Sopcast website won't load for me
BraincaseCW (7:38:28 PM): You don't need the website
BraincaseCW (7:38:42 PM): just open the program and type in the address
war on eurasia (7:38:50 PM): I don't have the program is the problem
BraincaseCW (7:39:43 PM): Let me see if I can get you a government bailout
war on eurasia (7:40:59 PM): Kane would oppose your anti-free-market actions
BraincaseCW (7:41:22 PM): But Stanton is on board?
war on eurasia (7:42:10 PM): This download is gonna take a half hour apparently...Wow
BraincaseCW (7:42:20 PM): For fucks sake
BraincaseCW (7:46:07 PM): This seems to be faster
BraincaseCW (7:46:32 PM): Yves Lavinge gets Vickie like heel heat for some reason
war on eurasia (7:46:45 PM): Crowd chanting "You screwed Bret" at him?
BraincaseCW (7:46:54 PM): Pretty much
war on eurasia (7:47:24 PM): This sopcast DEFEATS other Sopcast
BraincaseCW (7:47:39 PM): Aren't you forgetting something?
war on eurasia (7:47:52 PM): Thank you sir...Thank you...
BraincaseCW (7:48:01 PM): You are welcome
war on eurasia (7:51:21 PM): Sonnen enjoying his opponent laying there and taking a beating
BraincaseCW (7:51:58 PM): I wonder how many "fucks" populate Dana's twitter
war on eurasia (7:52:45 PM): 0 on the front page...odd
BraincaseCW (7:52:58 PM): Wow
BraincaseCW (7:55:17 PM): Sherks is in the back watching this going "Lay on him? Why didn't EYE think of that?"
war on eurasia (7:55:21 PM): ROTFL
war on eurasia (7:55:39 PM): I was about to say "Sean Sherk died and his spirit now lives in Sonnen"
BraincaseCW (7:55:57 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (7:56:01 PM): Great minds etc...
BraincaseCW (8:00:00 PM): GAWD ground fighting is boring
war on eurasia (8:00:44 PM): Stand them up Yves
BraincaseCW (8:01:47 PM): Rowdy crowd tonight
BraincaseCW (8:02:00 PM): MGM Grand = The bingo hall
war on eurasia (8:02:10 PM): I'm gonna go watch the basketball game as it finishes up, fuck this shit...
BraincaseCW (8:02:26 PM): You fucking sell out

X Vs McFedries

BraincaseCW (8:06:51 PM): Now the funniest name in UFC history
war on eurasia (8:08:23 PM): You know I had some idea who was coming out based off that theme
BraincaseCW (8:09:17 PM): You fucking racist
BraincaseCW (8:09:38 PM): :: Calls 44 ::
war on eurasia (8:09:52 PM): No, not the FEMA death camps!
BraincaseCW (8:10:16 PM): Your gonna have to start wearing a daishiki
BraincaseCW (8:10:26 PM): BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC EVER
war on eurasia (8:10:27 PM): (Cries) Noooo...
BraincaseCW (8:10:52 PM): Drew Mcfedries is DEAD
BraincaseCW (8:11:01 PM): Drew McDeadries?
war on eurasia (8:11:25 PM): Oh lord...Yes indeed
BraincaseCW (8:11:56 PM): If only it would have opened with "You don't love me you just love my doggystyle"
BraincaseCW (8:13:09 PM): POOP UPON!!!
war on eurasia (8:13:17 PM): Oh dear
war on eurasia (8:13:41 PM): LOL...Yves gets booed without mercy again
BraincaseCW (8:13:54 PM): Seriously what is that about?
war on eurasia (8:14:29 PM): LOL...
war on eurasia (8:14:35 PM): Wow that was fucking insane
BraincaseCW (8:14:53 PM): Geezus
war on eurasia (8:15:48 PM): That was swift
BraincaseCW (8:16:03 PM): We must be in for an incredible entrance soon

(Note: whoever we think has the best entrance of the night is cursed to lose)

Polish killing machine Vs Jobber

BraincaseCW (8:17:52 PM): Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
BraincaseCW (8:19:03 PM): seriously BUY OUR FUCKING GAME
war on eurasia (8:19:26 PM): Our casinos went under...For the love of God buy our shit
war on eurasia (8:19:52 PM): How you feeling about your boy Vs Guida
BraincaseCW (8:20:01 PM): Should be a good fight
BraincaseCW (8:20:12 PM): I actually really like Guida as well
BraincaseCW (8:20:40 PM): Diego was not impressive against Joe
war on eurasia (8:20:50 PM): UFC 100 getting the WM push
BraincaseCW (8:20:58 PM): As it should
BraincaseCW (8:21:44 PM): When was the last tiem we saw a successful LW title defense? Rampage over Henderson?
BraincaseCW (8:22:18 PM): Errr LHW
BraincaseCW (8:22:45 PM): Herb had to work a dark match? BULLSHIT
war on eurasia (8:25:16 PM): Yes, Rampage/Henderson was the last one
war on eurasia (8:25:33 PM): "Don't move, your neck is clearly broken"
BraincaseCW (8:25:39 PM): LMAO
BraincaseCW (8:25:59 PM): Krystoff looks like the bad guy from a bond film


Hughes vs Serra

war on eurasia (8:28:48 PM): And now...
war on eurasia (8:28:51 PM): THIS SHIT IS REAL
BraincaseCW (8:28:59 PM): Fuck yeah
BraincaseCW (8:29:13 PM): I am interested to see who the crowd is behind
war on eurasia (8:29:27 PM): HHHughes, cause UFC's blowjobbery of him
BraincaseCW (8:29:40 PM): This is a smark crwod though
BraincaseCW (8:29:46 PM): So Serra may have a shot
BraincaseCW (8:30:38 PM): LOL
war on eurasia (8:30:39 PM): LOL...
BraincaseCW (8:30:56 PM): And this is our new leader
war on eurasia (8:31:02 PM): Matt Serra, born some time or another...Died May 23th 2009
BraincaseCW (8:31:20 PM): He had a good run
BraincaseCW (8:32:11 PM): Serra is built the way I would be if I lifted weights.
BraincaseCW (8:32:25 PM): We are shaped very similarly
war on eurasia (8:33:18 PM): Hughes getting his deserved heel reaction
BraincaseCW (8:33:26 PM): Shit
BraincaseCW (8:33:28 PM): PWN3D
BraincaseCW (8:33:45 PM): I told you this is the UFC equivelant of an ECW crowd
war on eurasia (8:34:51 PM): I never liked Hughes but I'll always remember whn he beat Penn and was pretty much the only dick alive ever to cut a post match promo bemoaning his opponent's training...I mean you're supposed to just be like "Yeah, he's a tough guy, it was a great win."
BraincaseCW (8:36:03 PM): For me it was when he coached TUF and Jason Von Flue gave him a great win but got hurt and HHHughes was basically "Fuck him send him to the other team"
war on eurasia (8:36:12 PM): LOL...Joe Rogan with the crazy blowjob of Hughes...This reminds me of the endless "Wow Liddell looks GREAT tonight"
BraincaseCW (8:36:27 PM): They are the two golden boys
war on eurasia (8:37:01 PM): "He's talking rematches with Silva, and GSP" Why? He wants an addition on his house and is willing to eat another beating to get it?
BraincaseCW (8:37:22 PM): WTF makes him think he deserves ANOTHER GSP fight?
war on eurasia (8:37:36 PM): I have no idea...He doesn't even deserve another Alves fight...
war on eurasia (8:37:47 PM): Or is it T. silva? I'm fucking losing my mind
BraincaseCW (8:37:55 PM): Silva I think
BraincaseCW (8:38:00 PM): But I get your point
war on eurasia (8:38:10 PM): Yeah...I think Koscheck could take Hughes at this point
BraincaseCW (8:38:24 PM): New Rule no more guys named Silva or Sylvia in UFC
war on eurasia (8:38:59 PM): LOL..."Now hook 'em up...Or...Not..."
BraincaseCW (8:42:12 PM): HHHughes dropping his hands alot
war on eurasia (8:42:29 PM): I thjnk he's concussed
war on eurasia (8:44:16 PM): 10-9 Serra, razor close...
BraincaseCW (8:44:29 PM): Yeah it could go either way
war on eurasia (8:44:59 PM): Hughes DEMANDING to know who won the round, corner refuses to pick a winner
war on eurasia (8:45:23 PM): LOL...Matt Serra, king of the accidental back of the head shot
BraincaseCW (8:45:53 PM): Fucking stay on him
war on eurasia (8:48:59 PM): Serra looking like a bored hooker wishing her john would just finish and get the fuck off her
BraincaseCW (8:49:04 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (8:49:06 PM): Yes
BraincaseCW (8:49:17 PM): Sadly he is losing in the process
war on eurasia (8:49:49 PM): MATT HUGHES...GREATEST OF ALL TIME...OR MERELY THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH?!
BraincaseCW (8:50:40 PM): Serra is the only guy I have seen throw a side kick
war on eurasia (8:50:42 PM): That's my facebook status
war on eurasia (8:50:54 PM): "This motherfucker is content to lay on you."
war on eurasia (8:51:06 PM): Meanwhile in Hughes camp
war on eurasia (8:51:35 PM): "lay and pray, then be an unbelieveable prick in your post match interview."
BraincaseCW (8:51:47 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (8:52:05 PM): FUCKING GO AFTER HIM
war on eurasia (8:52:20 PM): He can't...If he gets in he'll get clinched and taken down
BraincaseCW (8:52:41 PM): Oh good
BraincaseCW (8:52:45 PM): 4 more minutes of this
war on eurasia (8:53:05 PM): GOGO HIM!
war on eurasia (8:53:44 PM): I'm gonna go take a nap...Wake me up when the insufferable blowing of Hughes is over
BraincaseCW (8:53:59 PM): :: Never wakes up Stanton ::
war on eurasia (8:54:34 PM): Fucking eternal sleep due to UFC's endless fucking hype of Hughes
BraincaseCW (8:54:49 PM): What the fuck
BraincaseCW (8:54:54 PM): FINALLY
BraincaseCW (8:54:59 PM): Now fucking go after him
war on eurasia (8:55:13 PM): Spinning back fist with 15 seconds left wins it for Serra
BraincaseCW (8:55:36 PM): Serra being a moron
BraincaseCW (8:55:42 PM): God damn it
war on eurasia (8:55:48 PM): OH SNAP
war on eurasia (8:56:52 PM): Bah...Fuck that match...
war on eurasia (8:57:02 PM): Fuck Hughes on the decision 1 time!
BraincaseCW (8:57:18 PM): It could theoretically go to Serra
BraincaseCW (8:57:22 PM): Its a long shot
BraincaseCW (8:57:27 PM): But not impossible
war on eurasia (8:57:35 PM): There have been worse muggings
BraincaseCW (8:58:21 PM): FUCK
war on eurasia (8:58:37 PM): I knew it was coming...Please retire...Or get hit by a truck
BraincaseCW (8:58:45 PM): Good lord
BraincaseCW (8:58:56 PM): GOD DMAN IT
BraincaseCW (8:58:59 PM): DAMN


Evans Vs Machida

BraincaseCW (9:05:02 PM): Its really hard to find someone to imitate him... because there aren't 1,000,000 karate schools in America
BraincaseCW (9:05:56 PM): Whats the line on this?
war on eurasia (9:07:24 PM): Machida was like -170
BraincaseCW (9:07:54 PM): Rashad has to be the most under rated fighter EVER
war on eurasia (9:08:26 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
war on eurasia (9:08:29 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
war on eurasia (9:08:30 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
BraincaseCW (9:08:47 PM): Wouldnt have figured Lyoto a Linkn Park guy
war on eurasia (9:09:41 PM): Fucking Herb working the prep point, man, they get a man elected president and a brother still can't work a main event
BraincaseCW (9:09:59 PM): Its fucking bullshit
BraincaseCW (9:10:11 PM): When are we going to rise up and over come?
war on eurasia (9:11:33 PM): Rashad steals Anderson Silva's old theme
BraincaseCW (9:11:53 PM): Back when Penn was fighting people in nay weight class
BraincaseCW (9:11:59 PM): As opposed to what he is doing now?
war on eurasia (9:12:11 PM): Well BJ lost his shit and went up to 205 and fought Lyoto
BraincaseCW (9:12:34 PM): He had planned on doing that in UFC he wanted all 3 belts at one point
war on eurasia (9:13:10 PM): ROTFL
BraincaseCW (9:13:21 PM): I know
BraincaseCW (9:13:24 PM): OMG
BraincaseCW (9:13:27 PM): LMAO
BraincaseCW (9:13:43 PM): IRON SHARPENS IRON!!!
war on eurasia (9:14:24 PM): LOL...I know...I'm still on the floor
BraincaseCW (9:14:47 PM): Coach Wade in 2012?
war on eurasia (9:15:29 PM): "Coach '12...We're gonna lose, make it entertaining"
war on eurasia (9:15:59 PM): I think this is also the 2nd fight the Light Heavyweight Champion has come in as a dog
war on eurasia (9:16:07 PM): 2nd fight in a row
BraincaseCW (9:16:15 PM): Forrest was a dog?
war on eurasia (9:16:25 PM): Evans was a slight favorite over Griffin I think...I know it was a tight line
BraincaseCW (9:16:47 PM): At least we have a no lose situation here
war on eurasia (9:17:03 PM): Yeah, if Evans wins it's OK with me...But I am offically invested in Machida here
BraincaseCW (9:17:11 PM): Agreed
BraincaseCW (9:17:34 PM): We need him to win and for Karo to go on a tear so maybe we get some different arts in UFC
war on eurasia (9:18:04 PM): We need a Sumo to cut to 265 or whatever heavyweight's cap is and kick ass
BraincaseCW (9:18:35 PM): Akebono FTW!!!
BraincaseCW (9:18:56 PM): I think Akebono is in MMA actually
war on eurasia (9:19:01 PM): And he sucks
war on eurasia (9:19:42 PM): Dana having a stroke right now
BraincaseCW (9:19:59 PM): This does have the potential to be one dull ass fight
war on eurasia (9:21:59 PM): The thing with Machida is if you lay off him he'll just do enough to take the round from you
war on eurasia (9:22:31 PM): Or he'll win the round easy
BraincaseCW (9:22:48 PM): One or the other as it were?
war on eurasia (9:22:52 PM): Either or
war on eurasia (9:23:19 PM): 10-9 Machida, no doubt
BraincaseCW (9:23:24 PM): Thanks man
war on eurasia (9:23:48 PM): Hey I'm live blogging our conversation...So I have to keep my scoring
BraincaseCW (9:23:58 PM): LOL
BraincaseCW (9:24:14 PM): I am not sure how one live blogs a conversation
war on eurasia (9:24:30 PM): i just C'n'P the chat log into sections...
BraincaseCW (9:24:46 PM): To be posted where?
war on eurasia (9:24:57 PM): On thelifelessone.blogspot.com
war on eurasia (9:25:10 PM): mostly for E-Fedding blogging, but tonight is UFC
BraincaseCW (9:25:23 PM): How many fucking blogspots do you have?
war on eurasia (9:25:28 PM): unending
war on eurasia (9:26:05 PM): Ths fight is literally a human game of chess
BraincaseCW (9:28:32 PM): Damn
war on eurasia (9:28:42 PM): KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
BraincaseCW (9:29:03 PM): Rampage: "Awwwww damn"
war on eurasia (9:29:31 PM): "Fuck man, that guy is gonna KILL me"
BraincaseCW (9:30:00 PM): Man he went out like a light
BraincaseCW (9:30:17 PM): :: Sean Salmon jumps in the octagon ::
BraincaseCW (9:30:27 PM): "HOW DOES IT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER?"
war on eurasia (9:30:34 PM): Really...Nobody is beating this fucking guy...
BraincaseCW (9:30:37 PM): :: Rashad knocks him out again ::
war on eurasia (9:30:48 PM): He has to be in the conversation with GSP, Silva and Fedor for P4P best
BraincaseCW (9:31:29 PM): Yeah
BraincaseCW (9:31:41 PM): Though people won't agree until he beats Rampage
war on eurasia (9:32:15 PM): Rampage is a joke...
war on eurasia (9:32:18 PM): He's gonna get killed
BraincaseCW (9:32:22 PM): I am aware
war on eurasia (9:33:12 PM): WAR MACHIDA!!!
BraincaseCW (9:33:25 PM): He justt fucking steals the mic
war on eurasia (9:33:43 PM): "I don't care if this is my fucking third langauge, gimme the stick!"
BraincaseCW (9:33:51 PM): I BEAT HIM SO QUICK WE HAVE TIME FOR TO TALK 20 MINUTES
war on eurasia (9:34:54 PM): They should have Rampage just fight Evans while Dana contacts beings from other planets to sign with UFC to give Machida a challenge
BraincaseCW (9:35:46 PM): I actually just got a call from Dana to destrap him
war on eurasia (9:36:25 PM): I will speak touchingly at your funeral.

Friday, May 22, 2009

50 things I hate in E-Fedding

Since Billy's blog is way to happy and cheerful I've decided I need a new running topic, today marks the debut of "50 things I hate in E-Fedding" I'll post to this list as events require it. The order will be random

#48: Having my matches compared to Rocky V

This doesn't happen a whole hell of a lot, but when it does, it's galling, more so when I lose those matches, who wants to be Tommy Gunn? Really, this is beyond degrading.

#8 Belt Stealing

I can't accept this gimmick ever. I hated it back when I was in A1E (A time that predates the discovery of gunpowder) it's in NFW now, and I'd never have a character of mine sell it. Cause I can't suspend disbelief for this. I mean you have the hard camera shot of the ring and the crowd behind the ring will almost always have 15-25 leather and metal belts they are holding up for the camera. I myself own a WWE World Championship spinner belt. Why does the wronged face not just go to his company's website and order up a new belt? I've never understood that. I can see how that angle worked back in the day, but now, the optics of it are just stupid.

WRONGED FACE: "You took my belt you scumbag and I'm gonna get it back!"

(Crowd pops, dozens of them holding up copies of the belt that was stolen)

WRONGED FACE: "Wait a second...There's like 40 people in the first few rows who have my belt also, I should just log on to EPW.com and buy myself a copy of my belt...Keep my belt evil heel, because I can have it replaced within 24 hours with next day shipping!"

(Crowd pops for insane shilling of on-line store of company)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Ask your Characters

We spent the better part of the last month or so having various folks who've been in this crazy hobby of ours talk about how they see things in E-Fedding. I have a slight spin to make on this. Let's ask our characters that question. In a sense of what they did in their careers. It can be a shoot or a work, or in the case of my two guy's answers, it's shoot, but it's not business exposing, just an honest statement.

Today's Question

What's your biggest regret in your career?

DOC: That I never had a run in CSWA or A1E...I really think that would have gotten a ton of heat. I mean, CSWA is more possible because of the booking system there compared to that of A1E's...But either would have been fun, just go in, win the World Title, lose it on the next PPV...Be the vanquished villian...For all the shit I'd pulled it would have gotten over huge and been a fun run.

BLOODHUNT: Never getting to work Dallas. The dream was me as NFW World Champion going into Dallas defending the title against Shane Southern. I mean, I think I have a small chance of being killed on my way to the ring in that situation, but fuck it...That's what you're in this business for...I'd have pulled no punches on that intro either...Emily would have worn the bloodsoaked Jackie outfit...I dunno what I'd be wearing...But I don't know that I really need much, since I was pretty much just this giant dick who kept picking at the scab on that city's greatest wound. I wouldn't have cared who won or lost that match, just having it happen would have been the biggest moment of my career.

What's your band o' characters biggest regret in their careers? Let's see if I can break my normally amazing 0 replies per post!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Doc shoot final part

Q- So how was NFW?

DOC: Good, I enjoyed my time there, Mike's [Manson] a good booker, good worker, I enjoyed my time there up until the whole incident with Ryoko...Which really sort of ruined everything.

Q- What happened there?

DOC: Well the whole idea was that Felix and Ryoko are screwing around behind my back and now Felix drugs her up and brings her out to the ring to marry her and I come out and make the big save...Now she's in a wheelchair and supposed to be drugged out...But Mike wants me to lay her out...Which I didn't want to do...But whatever...Ryoko wanted to take the spot...She took it wrong...It led to a lot of problems...Really ugly shit...She felt I took liberties with her, which I didn't...Just a shitty ordeal all around...One of those big 'if you could go back and change things' moments...I was pretty much done with the business after that.

Q- So what made you join MBE then?

DOC: Cause Lindsay Troy said I couldn't win a title if I wasn't blowing the owner of the league...(Laughs) well she didn't quite say that, but she told me I only won titles cause I was in good with the bookers...I did demand the NFW World Title for showing up...But it's not like I was some lazy prick when I got the belt...I mean honestly, you put a belt on me, I'm not going AWOL on you...I was talking about how I'd had a talk with the CSWA brass about me getting a CSWA Title run and Troy pretty much told me to drop dead and that I was a dick for thinking I should just walk in and headline the company...So I was like "OK, fuck this then" I wasn't going out with NFW being the final moment of my career...I called the MBE guys and said "Look I want no favors, I'll ask for nothing, if I'm told to job, I'm jobbing, push me only as far as you think I can carry this promotion." and I held the title wire to wire...I mean it wasn't a huge deep locker room...Some Justin Tolerable or whatever guy and Duchess were my big feuds...But hey, I fucking did it...So whatever...

Q- What made you come back to EPW?

DOC: Ryoko wanted to do it...She got the bug to be in front of crowds again, I know how it is...It's fun...It's addicting, and so I decided I'd do it...It would be nice to have an honest farewell match...I said to myself I wasn't going to wrestle past the age of 40, I'm 42 now, so I'm going to stick to retirement after this...I ain't dragging this shit out.

Q- Your stuff in TEAM has been kind of crazy.

DOC: Fuck man...Daniels was just nuts...Like honestly...You're a fucking killer...God I hate that shit...You're exposing the business so badly it's a joke...I can't tolerate it...I know there are companies that do shit like that, those companies suck...I mean honestly, I'm the most absurd wrestler alive, I've had people shot with blowdarts, I've won a ladder match by tricking a guy into taking a fake belt...I've done so much dumb shit...But when you get into killing people, time travel...Fucking all that bullshit...I hate it...I hate all of it so much...I'm an example of how stupid you can get with wrestling without fucking ruining things...And apparently that's just not good enough...

But anyhow...I've enjoyed the sillyness, I've enjoyed being cheesey...It's funny, you have to entertain people, you have to poke fun at yourself...Like what I said before where I was such a dick that I'd no sell any insults, now I'm doing my opponent's work for me, I'm having people call Greenie and I a gay couple...I'm burying people, and I always will, but I'm not going to act like there isn't a truckload of shit to say about me. and I want it said, I want people to get heat on me.

Q- Would you join another league or is this it?

DOC: This is it...I've had offers...But I'm done at this point...TEAM is just this tournament and maybe some super-fight if I won the thing...That's all I want...I have a good idea for my retirement match...That's about it...

Q- Let's finish this with the word association game

Michael Manson

DOC: Creative, inspired...He puts you in his world and you just gotta figure out your way around it.

Q- Tom Alder

DOC: selfish

Q- GUNS

DOC: Good mind for the business....Was edgy like me...Got along with him...

Q- Mike Randalls

DOC: Could take you to the dark places...Had a way to tell a story to get you where he wanted you.

Q- Felix Red

DOC: Crazy...I wish I could live inside his mind for a day..I wish I could cut a promo like him, but I'm not wired that way.

Q- Javid Dones

DOC: Troubled...Had his demons...Smart as whip when he's clean.

Q- Bloodhunt

DOC: Worked his gimmick, got over...Good guy

Q- Sean Stevens

DOC: Good champion for EPW, over, fits the part perfectly.

Q- That'll cover it

DOC: Yay I'm free.