I'll be blogging after every match on UFC, nobody's reading this live, but whatever, I'm gonna just post my AIM conversation with my friend who's watching UFC with me
Sherk Vs Edgar
war on eurasia (7:12:25 PM): "Sean Sherk is really devoted to his training, his diet, his roid cycling" BraincaseCW (7:12:44 PM): Way to fuck me BraincaseCW (7:12:56 PM): I had you ate 2 minutes of round one before bringing that up BraincaseCW (7:12:59 PM): at war on eurasia (7:13:11 PM): I didn't fuck you cause nobody took the under BraincaseCW (7:13:25 PM): YOU DONT KNOW!!! BraincaseCW (7:13:51 PM): ladies and gentlemen... I AM OVERPAID!!! war on eurasia (7:14:07 PM): Hey, he final tabled a WPT event... BraincaseCW (7:14:12 PM): So? BraincaseCW (7:14:42 PM): HERB!!! BraincaseCW (7:14:48 PM): The ad went away on the first one BraincaseCW (7:15:11 PM): Man they got the brother jerking the curtain? WTF? war on eurasia (7:21:15 PM): My net is the problem...Having a bitch of a time getting anything loaded
BraincaseCW (7:22:18 PM): Close some stuff out war on eurasia (7:24:42 PM): Sean "fuck dancing with what brung mee" Sherk BraincaseCW (7:25:07 PM): Well that worked so well with Penn might as go right back to it war on eurasia (7:26:59 PM): "Sean Sherk just shrugged his shoulders as if to say 'what could I do?' I dunno...FUCKING WRESTLE?!" BraincaseCW (7:27:30 PM): You must be a few seconds ahead of me war on eurasia (7:31:21 PM): Sherk's just a shot fighter...I mean he could win this, but I feel like he's dropped off a lot BraincaseCW (7:34:08 PM): The judges agree war on eurasia (7:34:17 PM): So amazing... BraincaseCW (7:34:25 PM): What? war on eurasia (7:35:24 PM): Sherk's lightning like fall...He went from unbeatable tank who was Penn's equal in most people's eyes at 155 now losing a clean sweep to Frankie Edgar...And he's gone from a wrestling machine to a Joe Daddy like 1 dimentional striker BraincaseCW (7:35:52 PM): I blame the GOP
war on eurasia (7:36:50 PM): I blame the Democrats, they punish achivement with higher taxes...And roid testing
Miller Vs Sonnen
BraincaseCW (7:37:50 PM): Rashad rocking the pink shirt war on eurasia (7:38:11 PM): Fucking Sopcast website won't load for me BraincaseCW (7:38:28 PM): You don't need the website BraincaseCW (7:38:42 PM): just open the program and type in the address war on eurasia (7:38:50 PM): I don't have the program is the problem BraincaseCW (7:39:43 PM): Let me see if I can get you a government bailout war on eurasia (7:40:59 PM): Kane would oppose your anti-free-market actions BraincaseCW (7:41:22 PM): But Stanton is on board? war on eurasia (7:42:10 PM): This download is gonna take a half hour apparently...Wow BraincaseCW (7:42:20 PM): For fucks sake BraincaseCW (7:46:07 PM): This seems to be faster BraincaseCW (7:46:32 PM): Yves Lavinge gets Vickie like heel heat for some reason war on eurasia (7:46:45 PM): Crowd chanting "You screwed Bret" at him? BraincaseCW (7:46:54 PM): Pretty much war on eurasia (7:47:24 PM): This sopcast DEFEATS other Sopcast BraincaseCW (7:47:39 PM): Aren't you forgetting something? war on eurasia (7:47:52 PM): Thank you sir...Thank you... BraincaseCW (7:48:01 PM): You are welcome war on eurasia (7:51:21 PM): Sonnen enjoying his opponent laying there and taking a beating BraincaseCW (7:51:58 PM): I wonder how many "fucks" populate Dana's twitter war on eurasia (7:52:45 PM): 0 on the front page...odd BraincaseCW (7:52:58 PM): Wow BraincaseCW (7:55:17 PM): Sherks is in the back watching this going "Lay on him? Why didn't EYE think of that?" war on eurasia (7:55:21 PM): ROTFL war on eurasia (7:55:39 PM): I was about to say "Sean Sherk died and his spirit now lives in Sonnen" BraincaseCW (7:55:57 PM): LOL BraincaseCW (7:56:01 PM): Great minds etc... BraincaseCW (8:00:00 PM): GAWD ground fighting is boring war on eurasia (8:00:44 PM): Stand them up Yves BraincaseCW (8:01:47 PM): Rowdy crowd tonight BraincaseCW (8:02:00 PM): MGM Grand = The bingo hall war on eurasia (8:02:10 PM): I'm gonna go watch the basketball game as it finishes up, fuck this shit... BraincaseCW (8:02:26 PM): You fucking sell out
X Vs McFedries
BraincaseCW (8:06:51 PM): Now the funniest name in UFC history war on eurasia (8:08:23 PM): You know I had some idea who was coming out based off that theme BraincaseCW (8:09:17 PM): You fucking racist BraincaseCW (8:09:38 PM): :: Calls 44 :: war on eurasia (8:09:52 PM): No, not the FEMA death camps! BraincaseCW (8:10:16 PM): Your gonna have to start wearing a daishiki BraincaseCW (8:10:26 PM): BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC EVER war on eurasia (8:10:27 PM): (Cries) Noooo... BraincaseCW (8:10:52 PM): Drew Mcfedries is DEAD BraincaseCW (8:11:01 PM): Drew McDeadries? war on eurasia (8:11:25 PM): Oh lord...Yes indeed BraincaseCW (8:11:56 PM): If only it would have opened with "You don't love me you just love my doggystyle" BraincaseCW (8:13:09 PM): POOP UPON!!! war on eurasia (8:13:17 PM): Oh dear war on eurasia (8:13:41 PM): LOL...Yves gets booed without mercy again
BraincaseCW (8:13:54 PM): Seriously what is that about? war on eurasia (8:14:29 PM): LOL... war on eurasia (8:14:35 PM): Wow that was fucking insane BraincaseCW (8:14:53 PM): Geezus war on eurasia (8:15:48 PM): That was swift BraincaseCW (8:16:03 PM): We must be in for an incredible entrance soon
(Note: whoever we think has the best entrance of the night is cursed to lose)
Polish killing machine Vs Jobber
BraincaseCW (8:17:52 PM): Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice BraincaseCW (8:19:03 PM): seriously BUY OUR FUCKING GAME war on eurasia (8:19:26 PM): Our casinos went under...For the love of God buy our shit war on eurasia (8:19:52 PM): How you feeling about your boy Vs Guida BraincaseCW (8:20:01 PM): Should be a good fight BraincaseCW (8:20:12 PM): I actually really like Guida as well BraincaseCW (8:20:40 PM): Diego was not impressive against Joe war on eurasia (8:20:50 PM): UFC 100 getting the WM push BraincaseCW (8:20:58 PM): As it should BraincaseCW (8:21:44 PM): When was the last tiem we saw a successful LW title defense? Rampage over Henderson? BraincaseCW (8:22:18 PM): Errr LHW BraincaseCW (8:22:45 PM): Herb had to work a dark match? BULLSHIT war on eurasia (8:25:16 PM): Yes, Rampage/Henderson was the last one war on eurasia (8:25:33 PM): "Don't move, your neck is clearly broken" BraincaseCW (8:25:39 PM): LMAO BraincaseCW (8:25:59 PM): Krystoff looks like the bad guy from a bond film Hughes vs Serra
war on eurasia (8:28:48 PM): And now... war on eurasia (8:28:51 PM): THIS SHIT IS REAL BraincaseCW (8:28:59 PM): Fuck yeah BraincaseCW (8:29:13 PM): I am interested to see who the crowd is behind war on eurasia (8:29:27 PM): HHHughes, cause UFC's blowjobbery of him BraincaseCW (8:29:40 PM): This is a smark crwod though BraincaseCW (8:29:46 PM): So Serra may have a shot BraincaseCW (8:30:38 PM): LOL war on eurasia (8:30:39 PM): LOL... BraincaseCW (8:30:56 PM): And this is our new leader war on eurasia (8:31:02 PM): Matt Serra, born some time or another...Died May 23th 2009 BraincaseCW (8:31:20 PM): He had a good run BraincaseCW (8:32:11 PM): Serra is built the way I would be if I lifted weights. BraincaseCW (8:32:25 PM): We are shaped very similarly war on eurasia (8:33:18 PM): Hughes getting his deserved heel reaction BraincaseCW (8:33:26 PM): Shit BraincaseCW (8:33:28 PM): PWN3D BraincaseCW (8:33:45 PM): I told you this is the UFC equivelant of an ECW crowd war on eurasia (8:34:51 PM): I never liked Hughes but I'll always remember whn he beat Penn and was pretty much the only dick alive ever to cut a post match promo bemoaning his opponent's training...I mean you're supposed to just be like "Yeah, he's a tough guy, it was a great win." BraincaseCW (8:36:03 PM): For me it was when he coached TUF and Jason Von Flue gave him a great win but got hurt and HHHughes was basically "Fuck him send him to the other team" war on eurasia (8:36:12 PM): LOL...Joe Rogan with the crazy blowjob of Hughes...This reminds me of the endless "Wow Liddell looks GREAT tonight" BraincaseCW (8:36:27 PM): They are the two golden boys war on eurasia (8:37:01 PM): "He's talking rematches with Silva, and GSP" Why? He wants an addition on his house and is willing to eat another beating to get it? BraincaseCW (8:37:22 PM): WTF makes him think he deserves ANOTHER GSP fight? war on eurasia (8:37:36 PM): I have no idea...He doesn't even deserve another Alves fight... war on eurasia (8:37:47 PM): Or is it T. silva? I'm fucking losing my mind BraincaseCW (8:37:55 PM): Silva I think BraincaseCW (8:38:00 PM): But I get your point war on eurasia (8:38:10 PM): Yeah...I think Koscheck could take Hughes at this point BraincaseCW (8:38:24 PM): New Rule no more guys named Silva or Sylvia in UFC war on eurasia (8:38:59 PM): LOL..."Now hook 'em up...Or...Not..." BraincaseCW (8:42:12 PM): HHHughes dropping his hands alot war on eurasia (8:42:29 PM): I thjnk he's concussed war on eurasia (8:44:16 PM): 10-9 Serra, razor close... BraincaseCW (8:44:29 PM): Yeah it could go either way war on eurasia (8:44:59 PM): Hughes DEMANDING to know who won the round, corner refuses to pick a winner war on eurasia (8:45:23 PM): LOL...Matt Serra, king of the accidental back of the head shot BraincaseCW (8:45:53 PM): Fucking stay on him war on eurasia (8:48:59 PM): Serra looking like a bored hooker wishing her john would just finish and get the fuck off her BraincaseCW (8:49:04 PM): LOL BraincaseCW (8:49:06 PM): Yes BraincaseCW (8:49:17 PM): Sadly he is losing in the process war on eurasia (8:49:49 PM): MATT HUGHES...GREATEST OF ALL TIME...OR MERELY THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH?! BraincaseCW (8:50:40 PM): Serra is the only guy I have seen throw a side kick war on eurasia (8:50:42 PM): That's my facebook status war on eurasia (8:50:54 PM): "This motherfucker is content to lay on you." war on eurasia (8:51:06 PM): Meanwhile in Hughes camp war on eurasia (8:51:35 PM): "lay and pray, then be an unbelieveable prick in your post match interview." BraincaseCW (8:51:47 PM): LOL BraincaseCW (8:52:05 PM): FUCKING GO AFTER HIM war on eurasia (8:52:20 PM): He can't...If he gets in he'll get clinched and taken down BraincaseCW (8:52:41 PM): Oh good BraincaseCW (8:52:45 PM): 4 more minutes of this war on eurasia (8:53:05 PM): GOGO HIM! war on eurasia (8:53:44 PM): I'm gonna go take a nap...Wake me up when the insufferable blowing of Hughes is over BraincaseCW (8:53:59 PM): :: Never wakes up Stanton :: war on eurasia (8:54:34 PM): Fucking eternal sleep due to UFC's endless fucking hype of Hughes BraincaseCW (8:54:49 PM): What the fuck BraincaseCW (8:54:54 PM): FINALLY BraincaseCW (8:54:59 PM): Now fucking go after him war on eurasia (8:55:13 PM): Spinning back fist with 15 seconds left wins it for Serra BraincaseCW (8:55:36 PM): Serra being a moron BraincaseCW (8:55:42 PM): God damn it war on eurasia (8:55:48 PM): OH SNAP war on eurasia (8:56:52 PM): Bah...Fuck that match... war on eurasia (8:57:02 PM): Fuck Hughes on the decision 1 time! BraincaseCW (8:57:18 PM): It could theoretically go to Serra BraincaseCW (8:57:22 PM): Its a long shot BraincaseCW (8:57:27 PM): But not impossible war on eurasia (8:57:35 PM): There have been worse muggings BraincaseCW (8:58:21 PM): FUCK war on eurasia (8:58:37 PM): I knew it was coming...Please retire...Or get hit by a truck BraincaseCW (8:58:45 PM): Good lord BraincaseCW (8:58:56 PM): GOD DMAN IT BraincaseCW (8:58:59 PM): DAMN Evans Vs Machida
BraincaseCW (9:05:02 PM): Its really hard to find someone to imitate him... because there aren't 1,000,000 karate schools in America BraincaseCW (9:05:56 PM): Whats the line on this? war on eurasia (9:07:24 PM): Machida was like -170 BraincaseCW (9:07:54 PM): Rashad has to be the most under rated fighter EVER war on eurasia (9:08:26 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY war on eurasia (9:08:29 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY war on eurasia (9:08:30 PM): I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY BraincaseCW (9:08:47 PM): Wouldnt have figured Lyoto a Linkn Park guy war on eurasia (9:09:41 PM): Fucking Herb working the prep point, man, they get a man elected president and a brother still can't work a main event BraincaseCW (9:09:59 PM): Its fucking bullshit BraincaseCW (9:10:11 PM): When are we going to rise up and over come? war on eurasia (9:11:33 PM): Rashad steals Anderson Silva's old theme BraincaseCW (9:11:53 PM): Back when Penn was fighting people in nay weight class BraincaseCW (9:11:59 PM): As opposed to what he is doing now? war on eurasia (9:12:11 PM): Well BJ lost his shit and went up to 205 and fought Lyoto
BraincaseCW (9:12:34 PM): He had planned on doing that in UFC he wanted all 3 belts at one point war on eurasia (9:13:10 PM): ROTFL BraincaseCW (9:13:21 PM): I know BraincaseCW (9:13:24 PM): OMG BraincaseCW (9:13:27 PM): LMAO BraincaseCW (9:13:43 PM): IRON SHARPENS IRON!!! war on eurasia (9:14:24 PM): LOL...I know...I'm still on the floor BraincaseCW (9:14:47 PM): Coach Wade in 2012? war on eurasia (9:15:29 PM): "Coach '12...We're gonna lose, make it entertaining" war on eurasia (9:15:59 PM): I think this is also the 2nd fight the Light Heavyweight Champion has come in as a dog war on eurasia (9:16:07 PM): 2nd fight in a row BraincaseCW (9:16:15 PM): Forrest was a dog? war on eurasia (9:16:25 PM): Evans was a slight favorite over Griffin I think...I know it was a tight line BraincaseCW (9:16:47 PM): At least we have a no lose situation here war on eurasia (9:17:03 PM): Yeah, if Evans wins it's OK with me...But I am offically invested in Machida here BraincaseCW (9:17:11 PM): Agreed BraincaseCW (9:17:34 PM): We need him to win and for Karo to go on a tear so maybe we get some different arts in UFC war on eurasia (9:18:04 PM): We need a Sumo to cut to 265 or whatever heavyweight's cap is and kick ass BraincaseCW (9:18:35 PM): Akebono FTW!!! BraincaseCW (9:18:56 PM): I think Akebono is in MMA actually war on eurasia (9:19:01 PM): And he sucks war on eurasia (9:19:42 PM): Dana having a stroke right now BraincaseCW (9:19:59 PM): This does have the potential to be one dull ass fight war on eurasia (9:21:59 PM): The thing with Machida is if you lay off him he'll just do enough to take the round from you war on eurasia (9:22:31 PM): Or he'll win the round easy BraincaseCW (9:22:48 PM): One or the other as it were? war on eurasia (9:22:52 PM): Either or war on eurasia (9:23:19 PM): 10-9 Machida, no doubt BraincaseCW (9:23:24 PM): Thanks man war on eurasia (9:23:48 PM): Hey I'm live blogging our conversation...So I have to keep my scoring BraincaseCW (9:23:58 PM): LOL BraincaseCW (9:24:14 PM): I am not sure how one live blogs a conversation war on eurasia (9:24:30 PM): i just C'n'P the chat log into sections... BraincaseCW (9:24:46 PM): To be posted where? war on eurasia (9:25:10 PM): mostly for E-Fedding blogging, but tonight is UFC BraincaseCW (9:25:23 PM): How many fucking blogspots do you have? war on eurasia (9:25:28 PM): unending war on eurasia (9:26:05 PM): Ths fight is literally a human game of chess BraincaseCW (9:28:32 PM): Damn war on eurasia (9:28:42 PM): KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD BraincaseCW (9:29:03 PM): Rampage: "Awwwww damn" war on eurasia (9:29:31 PM): "Fuck man, that guy is gonna KILL me" BraincaseCW (9:30:00 PM): Man he went out like a light BraincaseCW (9:30:17 PM): :: Sean Salmon jumps in the octagon :: BraincaseCW (9:30:27 PM): "HOW DOES IT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER?" war on eurasia (9:30:34 PM): Really...Nobody is beating this fucking guy... BraincaseCW (9:30:37 PM): :: Rashad knocks him out again :: war on eurasia (9:30:48 PM): He has to be in the conversation with GSP, Silva and Fedor for P4P best BraincaseCW (9:31:29 PM): Yeah BraincaseCW (9:31:41 PM): Though people won't agree until he beats Rampage war on eurasia (9:32:15 PM): Rampage is a joke... war on eurasia (9:32:18 PM): He's gonna get killed BraincaseCW (9:32:22 PM): I am aware war on eurasia (9:33:12 PM): WAR MACHIDA!!! BraincaseCW (9:33:25 PM): He justt fucking steals the mic war on eurasia (9:33:43 PM): "I don't care if this is my fucking third langauge, gimme the stick!" BraincaseCW (9:33:51 PM): I BEAT HIM SO QUICK WE HAVE TIME FOR TO TALK 20 MINUTES war on eurasia (9:34:54 PM): They should have Rampage just fight Evans while Dana contacts beings from other planets to sign with UFC to give Machida a challenge BraincaseCW (9:35:46 PM): I actually just got a call from Dana to destrap him war on eurasia (9:36:25 PM): I will speak touchingly at your funeral.
